During the good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students, "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two, you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her...?"
Mahesh replies, "Wait a minute, Honey, I'm going for a piss..."
The teacher says, "That would be very rude and improper on your part..."
Then Jagdish replies, "I'm sorry, I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute..."
The teacher says, "That's much better but to mention the word toilet during a meal, is unpleasant..."
And then Mischievous Saarthak says, "My dear, please excuse me for a moment... I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner..."
The teacher passed out...
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