Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Rajinikanth one-liners, once more on public demand - Part Eight...

  • Malaysian Airlines ultimately sent an SMS to Rajinikanth, "OK Rajinikanth... Enough is enough... You win, OK... Now please tell us where our plane is..."
  • Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea...
  • Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret...
  • Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid... As a result small pox is now eradicated...
  • If Rajinikanth's PC hangs... It's time for next Windows release...
  • Sun doesn't rise until Rajinikanth says 'Good morning'...
  • Rajinikanth was preparing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford Dictionary...
  • Rajinikanth once wrote a cheque... The bank bounced...
  • When Rajinikanth logs on to FaceBook.com, FaceBook updates its status message!!!
  • When God watched Rajinikanth's movie 'Robot', he said, "Oh my Rajinikanth!!!"
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