Eight words & phrases women use, and their true meanings...

Number One: "Fine"

This is the word women use to end an argument when they think they are right and you need to shut up... 

Number Two: "Five Minutes"

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour... "Five minutes" is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house... 

Number Three: "Nothing"

This is the calm before the storm... This means something, and you should be on your toes... Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine"... 

Number Four: "Go Ahead"

This is a dare, not the permission... Don't you dare do it... 

Number Five: "Loud Sigh"

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men... A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about "nothing"... (Refer back to number three for the meaning of "nothing"...) 

Number Six: "That's okay"

This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man... "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake... 

Number Seven: "Thanks"

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint... Just say you're welcome... 

Number Eight: "Don't worry about it, I got it"

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself... This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong...?' For the woman's response refer to number three... Then you need to run...