Mischievous Saarthak did not answer wrong, but got zero marks...

As soon as I saw the answer-sheet, my son Mischievous Saarthak brought home from the school, I went livid, as he got zero marks in that...

I scolded him for that, and asked, "How did it happen, when you said, you answered all the questions right...?"

Saarthak replied in a calm voice, "See for yourself, Papa... I really have not answered any of the questions wrong..."

I took a look at the answer-sheet, and found his answers in the following manner...

Question One: In which battle did Ibrahim Lodi die...?
Saarthak answered: His last battle...

Question Two: In the United States of America, where was the Declaration of Independance Signed...?
Saarthak answered: At the Bottom of the Page...

Question Three: River Ganga flows in which state...?
Saarthak answered: Liquid...

Question Four: What is the main reason for divorce...?
Saarthak answered: Marriage...

Question Five: What is the main reason for failures...?
Saarthak answered: Examinations...