Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Why men are never depressed...

Men are a happier lot... What do you expect from such simple creatures...
  • Your last name stays put...
  • The garage is all yours...
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves...
  • Chocolate is just another snack...
  • You can be President...
  • You can never be pregnant...
  • You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park...
  • You can wear NO shirt to a water park...
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth...
  • The world is your urinal...
  • You never have to drive to another gas station's restroom because this one is just too icky...
  • You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt...
  • Same work, more pay...
  • Wrinkles add character...
  • Wedding dress $5000... Tux rental-$100...
  • People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them...
  • New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet...
  • One mood all the time...
  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat...
  • You know stuff about tanks...
  • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase...
  • You can open all your own jars...
  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness...
  • If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend...
  • Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack...
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough...
  • You almost never have strap problems in public...
  • You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes...
  • Everything on your face stays its original colour...
  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades...
  • You only have to shave your face...
  • You can play with toys all your life...
  • One wallet and one pair of shoes - one colour for all seasons...
  • You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look...
  • You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife...
  • You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache...
  • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes...
No wonder men are happier...

Special Note: Thanks to my friend Venkat Reddy for sending me this...

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