- Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 per cent of germs... Rajinikanth can kill 100 per cent of whatever he wants...
- There is no such thing as global warming... Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up...
- Rajinikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass, at night...
- Rajinikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life, unless, it gets in his way...
- Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!!!"
- In an average living room, there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself...
- Behind every successful man, there is a woman... Behind every dead man, there is Rajinikanth...
- Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajinikanth only recognises the element of surprise...
- Rajinikanth got his driver's license at the age of 16 seconds...
- With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajinikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit...
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