चुटकुले और हंसगुल्ले (कुछ हल्के-फुल्के पल...): Please, please bear it... Another lot of Rajinikanth one-liners - Rajinikanth Jokes

Wednesday, January 05, 2011

Rajinikanth wears sunglasses to save the sun from his eyes...
Nobel Prize Committee has demanded that the founder Alfred Nobel should now be awarded with Rajinikanth award...
Rajinikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house...
Rajinikanth is the secret of Boost's energy; and Complan is a Rajinikanth boy...
Have you ever given it a thought, why India's enemy nations like China and Pakistan are in north of India... Yeah, because Rajinikanth lives in south...
Rajinikanth once participated in a-thousand-kilometer race, and obviously, he came first... But Albert Einstein died soon after the race, because the light came second...
In the year 2008, Rajinikanth lost his wallet... And the world went into recession...
After the release of Robot, Rajinikanth gave Times of India 3-stars...
Rajinikanth can even receive a missed call...
Breaking News: A fanatic shot at Rajinikanth today... Tomorrow is the bullet's funeral...
...and the Rajinikanth award goes to 'Oscar'...

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