- There are no races, only countries of people Rajinikanth has beaten to different shades of black and blue...
- Rajinikanth's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through...
- Rajinikanth can divide by zero...
- When taking the GRE, write "Rajinikanth" for every answer... You will score over 1600...
- Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage...
- If you Google search "Rajinikanth getting kicked", you will generate zero results...
- Rajinikanth doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint...
- It takes Rajinikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes...
- The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off...
- There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq because Rajinikanth lives in Chennai...
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