- Rajinikanth once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills... They made him blink...
- Rajinikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die...
- Bullets dodge Rajinikanth...
- Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajinikanth...
- If you spell Rajinikanth wrong on Google, it doesn’t say, "Did you mean Rajinikanth...?" It simply replies, "Run, while you still have the chance..."
- Rajinikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle...
- Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth's leg... After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died...
- When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live...
- Rajinikanth can kill two stones with one bird...
- Rajinikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin... The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop...
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