Wednesday, January 05, 2011

Please bear one more lot of Rajinikanth one-liners - Rajinikanth Jokes - Part Five...

  • The square root of Rajinikanth is pain... Do not try to square Rajinikanth, the result is death...
  • When you say "no one’s perfect", Rajinikanth takes this as a personal insult...
  • The new Indian Rupee symbol is actually Rajinikanth's signature...
  • Rajinikanth can drown a fish...
  • Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin...
  • There is no such thing as evolution... It's just the list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live...
  • I don't fear exams or examiners now, because at the beginning of every answer, I now write - 'According to Rajinikanth'...
  • Dinosaurs once laughed at Rajinikanth, and as the result, they are extinct...
  • Rajinikanth can sentence a judge...
  • Rajinikanth can speak Braille...
If wanna read some more Rajinikanth one-liners, please visit these pages too...

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