- Project Manager is a person, who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month...
- Developer is a person, who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby...
- Onsite Coordinator is the one, who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month...
- Marketing Manager is a person, who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available...
- Resource Optimisation Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources...
- Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document nine months...
- Quality Auditor is the person, who is never happy with the process to produce a baby...
- Client is the one, who doesn't know why he wants a baby...
- Tester is a person, who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby...
चुटकुला ऐसी संज्ञा है, जिससे कोई भी अपरिचित नहीं... हंसने-हंसाने के लिए दुनिया के हर कोने में इसका प्रयोग होता है... खुश रहना चाहता हूं, खुश रहना जानता हूं, सो, चुटकुले लिखने-पढ़ने और सुनने-सुनाने का शौकीन हूं... कुछ चुनिंदा चुटकुले, या हंसगुल्ले, आप लोगों के सामने हैं... सर्वलोकप्रिय श्रेणियों 'संता-बंता', 'नॉनवेज चुटकुले', 'पति-पत्नी' के अलावा कुछ बेहतरीन हास्य कविताएं और मेरी अपनी श्रेणी 'शरारती सार्थक' भी पढ़िए, और खुद को गुदगुदाइए...
Friday, February 17, 2012
A baby and a few definitions...
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