Some definitions, you would never find in a dictionary...

Adult: A person, who has stopped growing at both ends, and, is now growing in the middle...

Beauty Parlour: A place, where women curl up and dye...

Cannibal: Someone, who is fed up with people...

Chicken: The only creature, you eat both the times... Means, before they are born, and after they are dead...

Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours...

Dust: Mud with the juice squeezed out...

Egoist: Someone, who is usually me-deep in conversation...

Gossip: A person, who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage...

Handkerchief: Cold storage...

Inflation: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper...

Mosquito: An insect that makes you like flies better...

Raisin: Grape, with a sunburn...

Secret: Something you tell to one person at a time...

Toothache: The pain that drives you to extraction...

Tomorrow: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today...

Yawn: An honest opinion openly expressed...

Wrinkles: Something other people have... You have character lines...