- Rajinikanth can make onions cry...
- Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster than Yamraj and his team can process them...
- Rajinikanth can build a snowman, out of rain...
- Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone...
- When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off...
- When Rajinikanth looks into a mirror, it shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajinikanth and Rajinikanth...
- Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards... But Rajinikanth can throw Brett Favre even further...
- The last digit of pi is Rajinikanth, as he is the end of all things...
- A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people... It is actually a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajinikanth and that you will be handicapped, if you park there...
- If you google search "Rajinikanth getting kicked," your search will generate zero results... It just doesn't happen...
- The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajinikanth, are his films...
- Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind... Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog...
- Where there is a will, there is a way... Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way...
- When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he found two missed calls from Rajinikanth...
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