Friday, January 06, 2012

Non-veg fun with pure veg sentences...

Here are a list of the most common sentences used by different professionals, but for fun, you need to read them in continuation...

A Doctor says, "Please take off your clothes..."
A Dentist says, "Now open wide and hold still..."
A Veterinarian says, "Wow, your pussy is really pretty..."
A Gardener says, "Do you want me to fertilise your bush...?"
A Lawyer says, "OK now, let's go over Section 69..."
A Banker says, "If you withdraw too early you lose interest..."
A Chef says, "Would you like it hot and spicy...?"
A Police Officer says, "Do you need protection...?"
An Army Personnel says, "Load... Aim... Fire..."
A Swimming Instructor says, "Go deeper... It will be more fun..."
A Gym Trainer says, "Why don't you push harder...?"
An Interior Decorator says, "Once it's done, you will love it..."
A Telephone Repair Guy says, "Would you like it on the table or against the wall...?"

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