Some non-veg one-liners...

• God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time...
• A wife is a sex object... Every time you ask for sex, she objects...
• Virginity is not dignity, it is lack of opportunity...
• The three biggest tragedies in a man's life are: Life sucks, Job sucks, The wife doesn't...
• The old axiom: Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy and wise... The new edited axiom: Early to bed, early to rise, makes the wife go to other guys...
• The similarity between a christmas tree and a priest is that the balls are just for decoration...
• A marriage is made of trust and understanding... The wife doesn't trust the man, and the man doesn't understand the wife...
• Sex is similar to shaving, because no matter how well you do it today; tomorrow, you will have to do it again...
• Sex is like playing cards... Because, in both the cases, if you don't have a good partner, you need a very good hand...
• Men are like parking spaces... The good ones are almost always already taken...