Bad, Worse and Worst...

Bad:Your wife is pregnant...
Worse: It's triplets...
Worst: You had a vasectomy five years ago...

Bad: Your wife's not talking to you...
Worse: She wants a divorce...
Worst: She's a lawyer...

Bad: Your son is finally maturing...
Worse: He's involved with the women next door...
Worst: So are you...

Bad: Your daughter studies a lot in her room...
Worse: You find several porn movies hidden there...
Worst: You're in them...

Bad: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids...
Worse: You can't find your birth control pills...
Worst: Your daughter borrowed them...

Bad: Your husband understands fashion...
Worse: He's a cross-dresser...
Worst: He looks better than you...

Bad: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter...
Worse: She keeps interrupting...
Worst: With corrections...

Bad: Your son is dating someone new...
Worse: It's another man...
Worst: He's your best friend...

Bad: Your daughter got a new job...
Worse: As a hooker...
Worst: Your co-workers are her best clients...
Worse than the Worst: She makes more money than you do...