- Malaysian Airlines ultimately sent an SMS to Rajinikanth, "OK Rajinikanth... Enough is enough... You win, OK... Now please tell us where our plane is..."
- Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea...
- Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret...
- Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid... As a result small pox is now eradicated...
- If Rajinikanth's PC hangs... It's time for next Windows release...
- Sun doesn't rise until Rajinikanth says 'Good morning'...
- Rajinikanth was preparing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford Dictionary...
- Rajinikanth once wrote a cheque... The bank bounced...
- When Rajinikanth logs on to FaceBook.com, FaceBook updates its status message!!!
- When God watched Rajinikanth's movie 'Robot', he said, "Oh my Rajinikanth!!!"
