Why men are never depressed...

Men are a happier lot... What do you expect from such simple creatures...

• Your last name stays put...
• The garage is all yours...
• Wedding plans take care of themselves...
• Chocolate is just another snack...
• You can be President...
• You can never be pregnant...
• You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park...
• You can wear NO shirt to a water park...
• Car mechanics tell you the truth...
• The world is your urinal...
• You never have to drive to another gas station's restroom because this one is just too icky...
• You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt...
• Same work, more pay...
• Wrinkles add character...
• Wedding dress $5000... Tux rental-$100...
• People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them...
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet...
• One mood all the time...
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat...
• You know stuff about tanks...
• A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase...
• You can open all your own jars...
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness...
• If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend...
• Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack...
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough...
• You almost never have strap problems in public...
• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes...
• Everything on your face stays its original colour...
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades...
• You only have to shave your face...
• You can play with toys all your life...
• One wallet and one pair of shoes - one colour for all seasons...
• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look...
• You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife...
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache...
• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes...

No wonder men are happier...

Special Note: Thanks to my friend Venkat Reddy for sending me this...