Why bicycles are better than Women...

• Bicycles don't get pregnant...
• You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month...
• Bicycles don't have parents...
• Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong...
• You can share your Bicycle with your friends...
• Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden...
• When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time...
• Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have...
• Bicycles don't care if you look at other Bicycles...
• Bicycles don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines...
• If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it...
• If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it...
• If your Bicycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it...
• You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bicycle...
• If you say bad things to your Bicycle, you don't have to apologise before you ride it again...
• You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore...
• You can stop riding your Bicycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated...
• Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it...
• Bicycles don't get headaches...
• Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider...
• Your Bicycle never wants a night out with the other Bicycles...
• Bicycles don't care if you're late...
• You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle...
• If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts...
• You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, watch a movie, or meet its mother...
• The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet...
• When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle...

Wife is like a TV, and the Girlfriend is like a Mobile phone...

• When at home, you watch TV; but whenever you go out, you take your Mobile phone...
• You have no money, you watch TV; but when get money, you change your Mobile phone...
• Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time you only play with your Mobile phone...
• TV is free for life; but for the Mobile phone, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated...
• TV is big, bulky and most of the time, old; but the Mobile phone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable...
• Operational costs for TV is often acceptable; but for the Mobile phone it is often high and demanding...
• TV has a remote control; but Mobile phone doesn't... It should be at hand...
• Most importantly, Mobile phone is a two-way communication (you talk and listen); but with the TV, you must only listen (whether you want to or not)...

And the last, but not the least...

• TVs don't have viruses; but Mobile phones often do...